We doing this? Okay fine. Here’s a picture of my cock:

Up yours open concept! It’s a fucking nightmare keeping the kitchen clean when making a big dinner for guests. Who wants to see the sad, butchered remains of vegetables? Why should I have to put away ingredients as I go? Scrub the fucking roasting pan between plating the food and eating it instead of letting it sit…

i get it if your space is small but otherwise, that shit is just noisy as hell. I especially loathe the houses with a double height family room and where the 2nd floor is open to first floor via some sort of catwalk. It’s completely impractical is once your kids can walk, talk, crap on their own and carry their own…

This is something that has really bothered me about online discourse in the last 5 years or so. It doesn’t matter that there are nearly infinite reasons to hate and criticize certain people or things, we have to keep making everything that happens into a new source of outage. I get it to some extent, because righteous…

You and the doggie look great.

Said it on Twitter. Saying it here.

I hope she pushes him in front of a bus but I guess I’m not as nice as you

We successfully kept white nationalists out of Murfreesboro today and I feel really fucking awesome about that!

No more reruns of Duck Dynasty.

I’ve been saying that for almost a year now - his presidency was the Camelot of our generation.

Obama>JFK

I’m headed to a counter protest Saturday! Some white supremacists are holding a White Lives Matter rally. I made this sign just for them. <3

Laura rockin’ out to “reggae”:

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW

Yes, and their basic suiting is amazing. I say this as a average-to-plus size millennial. I buy all of my dress pants there. Everything else is pretty bland/boring or straight up frumpy.

And golf! Oooh, tell me all about the skill involved in the Gentleman’s Game!

Old here. I thought “the black cauldron” was a bit scary for disney. Also that movie “the Black Hole”? I remember being scared shitless as a kid. It’s probably super cheesey now tho.

Your comment reminds me of Bruce Springsteen’s Badlands, particularly this part of the song:

Mine neighbor paused in her walk ‘twixt mine field and hers, and there she did observed mine cow and mine cow has since fallen ill of no cause. Also, mine neighbor has a large mole her neck. Tis clearly the mark of Satan. I beseech ICE to press her with stones until she confesses her wretchedness.