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Bouncing Betty
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Whoot, got it working!

You’re not wrong, though. I saw a study recently that said most of the so-called “useless” humanities degrees aren’t being acquired by people who need to get a job right out of college. They’re going to relatively well-off students who plan to go on to get an MBA or a law degree. Many of those programs are

Teach high school in a major city. I always wanted to be an academic. Thought I’d teach Lit or American Studies at a major university. However, teaching HS pays me over 80 grand and I get the summers off, so I got over it.

Most of you have probably already seen this but for those who haven’t, this is the single time it’s appropriate to use the phrase YES KWEEN:

I just bought a Michael Bennett jersey. I have been a lifelong Seahawks fan but I’ve always kind of despised the NFL marketing machine. I already feel like a sucker but I’m gonna wear it to my families Thanksgiving gathering to rub it in my Trumpet loved ones faces. Go Hawks and go Mike B!

She’s a horrific person. Admitting that doesn’t make you a bad feminist.

I wonder if it will have her old face.

Accurate. I know she has a Scrooge Mcduck swimmable gold pit amount of money, but I still feel bad for her. You know this is going to be a train wreck. Which I will totally watch, Sundays at 10pm Eastern.

the fact that she hashtagged the word dick made me laugh hard

On the contrary, I am taking this seriously (honestly embarrassed how invested I am in this) and am solidly anti-Baba. Sirens: Smashing the patriarchy one ship at a time.

Rodney and I were starting to wonder as well. He is an inquisitive sort of piggums!

Already there, my bouncing friend. Already there.

Generally I have no problem going in the office bathroom at all. The only thing that gives me pause is when someone sees me come in, starts talking to me, and then keeps talking after I go in the stall. Shut the fuck up, Pam, once I’m behind the stall door I don’t exist to you. Of course, it doesn’t really stop me,

My wife doesn’t but my young daughter most definitely does, so apparently somewhere between 1.5 and 22 they stop.

The one, single benefit to having IBS: I never have this dilemma, because it takes every single star to be in alignment for me to poop to begin with.

My mother tossed me Outlander back in the year it came out and told me I might like it “with all the time travel stuff” and I’ve been an addict ever since. I’m so ready for Claire and Jamie and Brianne and Roger.

Me! Me! Me!

Big Foot. I’m tired of shaving my thighs.

This is fantastic, but you’re missing one very important option: goblins.