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Bouncing Betty
bouncingbetty90

Supporting Trump violates my sincerely held beliefs, so I don’t have to pay taxes this year.

Circle Jerk

Hey friends! I’m having a woe-is-me night where I’m feeling lonely and disconnected. I moved to a new town last year and still only have one friend other than my partner. Just saw a photo of a bunch of my friends from my previous city all at the beach together and now I’m feeling left out. Any words of advice for how

I was kinda digging it until I got to the chorus. The chorus is terrible.

FTFY.

They’re protecting Tiffany? Wonder if Trump knows about that.

It wouldn’t be a true Trump experience if someone wasn’t getting stiffed for work they did.

Trump has not been unfaithful to any of his wives, especially Melania

100% chance there’s a haunted board game in there.

During. The. Funeral.

“You people made me give up my fucking peanut farm” - Jimmy Carter

She does. I just ran to the Root before my head exploded. Thank Meghan.

DRACARYS.

I’m a Southerner, born and bred, and these people are fucking appalling. The Confederates were not American soldiers and every last one of the leaders of the secessionist movement were traitors.

Luanne Platter (KotH)

This is why I like the casting of Death Comes to Pemberley. Anna Maxwell Martin does the quiet, determined thing so well.

I always thought Mary would’ve been a better match for Mr. Collins than Charlotte. They could’ve been wannabe intellectuals who really just wanted to be respected by their peers together!

Ooooo a divorce AND a pregnancy in this story? God, I love other people’s drama...especially when they’re clearly a*sholes

Posting this whenever it seems opportune.