I say that swans are the beautiful assholes of the bird world.

We essentially got married because I needed to be able to stay in the country legally. We planned to get married eventually, but our cicumstances largely dictated the time it happened.

You know what? Color me rude but you just got permission from your boss to put this dude in his place. Revel in that! Spend this evening crafting EVERY SINGLE SHIT THING YOU’D LIKE TO SAY TO ALL THE ASSES YOU’VE EVER ENCOUNTERED!

You guys ever post something online and/or here and instantly regret it?

Thailand waited for their Prime Minister to leave on a foreign trip and the had a coup. As far as I know the ex-PM wasn’t ever able to return. Just a thought.

I’m an old lady who likes soda water and juice (or scotch, won’t lie) because pop is too sweet in any form.

Chihuahua. Probably a mini.

This is the correct answer:

Money can’t buy you class.

It is a book for conservatives to buy for their liberal daughters as an underhanded fuck you.

Might I suggest “clump?”

Psh, you would be happy! Why can’t you just think of the wealth, white men for once!??!

I argued it on the previous article and I will again. I feel no fault pirating the shows Amazon is scooping up. Sorry if a studio loses money on it in the short term, but my hope would be that rejection of Anime Strike in large enough scale will lead to either Amazon seeing it as an unviable path or studios seeing the…

Oh this sounds really good

Interesting anime, still not getting Anime Strike to watch it.

Next week Caitlyn Jenner’s memoir The Secrets of My Life will be released unto the world