Will not watch this abomination. Would still bang Paul. Am not proud.

You know, after claiming to have been “hacked by the Russians.” just to drive home the point. lol

For a few years in college, I’d wear a tiara on Tuesdays just because.

Where do you think the hand me downs were purchased from? For alternatives yes  in the summer and spring time there are garage sales. Rare if ever are they in the fall or winter. And I don’t know what small town you’re from, but it has to pretty big to support an actual thrift store, one that’s open all year at…

There it is. This what I’m talking about. Comments like these sound so much like the comments you got in high school if you were caught wearing Walmart clothes. Even though it’s all your parents could afford .

My guy is actually some kind of Ragdoll mutt - at least, I think. He looks like one except his eyes are not blue and he has the personality, just a little more fiesty. That is a good idea, to maybe just buy another Ragdoll. Kind of want to adopt if possible tho...

Since I bake when i’m nervous or anxious I decided to make sugar cookies from scratch today and ended up burning them as black as my heart/soul and now my kitchen reeks and I can’t figure out how to get rid of the stench.

I really want to see Trump get into single digits.

I have no interest in getting married, but I’d kinda like to have a wedding so I could play Mountain Goats’ No Children at the reception. Because that would be some funny shit.

Can we stop using Sesame Street as the PBS poster child? It’s an HBO show now. And the PBS cuts won’t affect it in the least. If PBS disappeared tomorrow, Sesame Street would still get made because its main funding comes from licensing and merchandise sales.

I got a great reply from my senator, Patty Murray!

He was a raging asshole for most of the movie The Santa Clause, too, to be fair.

...Not better. :(

Same here, except replace Santa Clause with Toy Story.

I hunt, fish, and watch sports, and I’m a liberal. I don’t drive a tank, though, because my dick is big enough.

Hell hath no fury like a pubescent girl.

And potatoes. Lots of potatoes. Or colcannon: potatoes *and* cabbage in one convenient dish!