I used to work for a fed contractor and had a clearance and the thing that’s really bugging me about the top secret clearance request for his son-in-law is that just having the clearance doesn’t give you permission to access information in that clearance classification. Besides having the proper clearance, you also…

Seattle’s Mayor has reaffirmed that it’s a sanctuary city.

He also doesn’t have the benefit of drinking red wine. I’m hoping for a heart attack.

And yet Trump’s positioning as a teller of hard truths was—and is—identity politics

He’s currently holed up in a tower with pasty gross dudes whispering in his ears. He is Saruman the Orange

And thank Christ for that. Her choices are either be ostracized or be like her other siblings: Ivanka has to avoid a priapic cryptofacist father and the two Trump boys look more inbred than late-dynasty Hapsburgs.

because a fucking polio outbreak is exactly what 2016 needs

I spent the first part of this godless election cycle working in a store that sells Trump products, and took great glee in hiding his shit as much as possible.

Also the people who voted for Harambe.

I live in a blue state and am not on speaking terms with two coworkers who wrote in Bernie.

I am donating to Pro Publica and my local Public Radio Station to try to ensure independent news stays alive during a Trump administration.

Canadians have heart that break too.

No, we’re not.

The response of “Oh I have no solid candidate in mind” just speaks volumes, doesn’t it.

I live in Belltown, next to a bus stop, so I’m used to hearing screaming people outside at night. But after the results were in, while I was sitting numbly on my couch, some guy outside screamed “FUCK” and all I could think was yes. What he said. Fuck.

I would absolutely vote for Kamala but I think Tammy Duckworth is a stronger candidate. Plus veteran!

In line at the grocery this morning, I saw the new issue of People magazine. I audibly “tsked”. The man in line in front of me turned and nodded. His young daughter announced “WE voted for Hillary!” Her dad prodded, “And why?” The child answered “Because she’s smart and nice, and he’s dumb and stupid.” So these two…

For the women in my life who I know were complacent in this election or even fucking voted for the Cheeto, their Xmas present this year will be a donation to PP in their name and a note as to why.

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.