nah

I know those men too. They made tens of thousands of dollars a month, bought shit like gigantic pick up trucks in cash and opted to stay in trailers rather than own anything that has a shot in hell at appreciating in value . Now they have nothing to show for it except a few toys and somehow its everybody but the white…

4th! Glad the west coast hasn’t gone down the shitter just yet.

me three! We will need her and her compatriots once Trump starts going after undocumented people and Muslims. T_T

So did I! *high fives* Glad to see some ladies making waves this election season.

Remember when everyone said that a protest vote was a vote for Trump? Fuck all of the protest voters too. smh.

Guess who’s getting a virus & tornado of interracial porn

To be fair I, too, want to see Hillary behind bars.

If the Clinton campaign admits that this is a final Chris Christie troll, I will donate $1,000.

It would have to be a brilliant disguise.

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.

I don’t.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

Also I feel like my entry should be included in the next post for the mere fact that I told a piss pants story and the main tag is pissing contest.

I imagine the vibe at Trump HQ is very Hitler-in-his-bunker. Trump just pacing and screaming and gibbering while everyone else is all ‘This is fine, this is all FINE’.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

Me too, and reading about Kelly Oxford’s tweet that got thousands of women telling their assault stories. I’ve been remembering and revisiting all the times in my life some piece of shit thought he had a right to touch me without my consent. A stranger on the bus, a professor, a boss, a male babysitter. This…

Al Roker right now:

The Irish dilemma. If you have a potato do you eat it now or wait for it to ferment and drink it.