The Southern Poverty Law Center considers any wedding party of over 8 people a hate group.

This made me immediately think of Steel Magnolias:

“Please describe the accident.” “Trump Bump.”

I've seen this in a gay porn somewhere before.

A series of thoughts currently flow through my mind . . .

Not one mention of Hozier? I mean come on people.

Still rowing.

Yes! That history degree pays off.

I would sell my soul for this to happen.

Personally I’m just going to fax her stills from various types of gay porn.

Wow, I worked with this woman. She always changed the office Pandora station to country music. Not the good kind either, the new kind where women are compared to trucks and beer. I tried to be diplomatic and put on a top 40 radio station, but she always changed it back. We had so many passive aggressive stare downs.

This drives me insane. I’ve heard it from so many people as an excuse to not parent their kid. Your two year old being “all boy” is not a valid reason for his out of control behavior in public. Don’t even get me started on gender reveal parties....

My brother hit me in the forehead with a fireplace poker when he was 2. We didn’t have insurance so my mom butterflied my head closed.

Do we know if the baby had an older toddler sibling? Older toddler siblings can be mean little bastards.

I’ve had a crush on Josh Groban since 2003 and he just gets better. The dude is so hilarious and I love him so much.

I bought a pumpkin cheesecake cookie on my way home tonight and I am already starting to think about my turtleneck sweaters. I am a tried and true member of the cult of autumn. Caramel coloring or no caramel coloring I am a sheep and will consume all of your fake fall goods.

Too old to pretend to be into loud electronica. Or any electronica.

I’m going to make this really simple for her. I work for the government in her neighboring state of West Virginia. When I was hired for this position, I had to sign a dozen or so pieces of paper that regulate my conduct while I’m acting as a state official. For instance: I can’t have a political bumper sticker on my…