Can we send them bootstraps?

This is what I have to explain to (Very offended) Southern visitors who sometimes try to start in on the racism in the North. Yes, it is here (looking at you, Ohio, looking at you) but by golly it is so stark, so disgusting, so mean, petty and evil- and people are so FUCKING PROUD of the region, that I simply could…

Mississippi is merely the worst of a bad lot of Southern states, with Texas being neck-in-neck for “Most horrendous American state for decent people to live”.

I disagree. Everything about this is sad, down to the fat free vanilla ice cream and turkey bacon.

I thought it spelled educational failings of the Loosianna public education system.

A real thing that happened while shopping with my son, who was six at the time. I had Defcon 5 PMS, so I’m loading up with Oreos, ice cream, etc, and while I’m standing there debating getting two cans of Pringles, because I needed two different flavors, my son said Mom...I don’t think this is a good idea...

The face that she created a 2 column structure and then so freely disregards it for “vanilla fat free ice cream” is just like WHAT IS HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

Her cereal game is on point. Those are two strong choices.

Probably the two idiots alpha-males caught in a cock-measuring contest!

She was clearly raised in a patriarchal version of Christianity. Brainwashing can take awhile to undo.

Watching her character provide moral clarity to Picard is unsettling now.

It annoys me to no end when celebrities/drunk people at parties/ talking heads drag out that “waaah, feminism has the word prefix ‘fem’ in it and therefore can only be about wimminz and haven’t we moved past that as a society now?” No, sorry, “humanism” means “I personally think everyone should be equal, and that’s…

This picture will forever be iconic:

My father was in and out of work my entire life. I have a very stable career where I am constantly getting praise from my superiors. I STILL wake up at night with panic attacks that I’ll lose my job and go broke like my dad did. It’s just a mental catch I can’t seem to get over, even though I’ve been continuously…

I am 100% positive I can find a way to work that into the first three pages of my dissertation.

Below is the ad I saw next to the headline “Hugh Hefner Watched Porn & Masturbated While I ‘Fake F***ed’ Girls”

Can I just say how glad I am that vendors at least are waking the fuck up? Those of us progressives in the south have wanted the flag gone for 20 years, especially since it seems like it’s more popular now than it was then because the history has been further watered down. Wal Mart taking it off their shelves was…

I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…

I read a great piece yesterday (which I could find it) that basically said that the listeners were mad because they’re all prissy white people who think they’re above such banal things as knowing who Kim Kardashian is, and the show didn’t kowtow to them and pretend she isn’t immensely relevant to pop culture. Amanda…