More manatees on tweet beat (a mention counts)! WOO! I said it out loud and then it came true! Like The Secret but made out of brilliant aquatic mammals instead of terribleness and baloney!

His cousin is even hotter

Doctor isn't qualified to check for curses gonna have to take that thing to a voodoo woman.

I know, right?

That sounds safer than a taxi if there is a tracking mechanism.

I don't know about Uber, but I use Lyft in the US all the time. It's done through Facebook, your debit card, and a navigation app (I think it's called "Ways"). So when you request a lyft, you get a headshot of the driver, a picture of their car, their name and their star rating. Then you can GPS track the car as its…

You kids with your memes and gifs and jifs and internet!

White people look the same.

That Ronan Farrow... I like the cut of his jib. And likely any and all other things about him.

Not to mention, Cary Elwes at his all-time sexiest.

I feel sorry for the youths of today, with their little 'Team Jacob' and 'Team Peeta' nonsense. Because with the Princess Bride, you could root for Farmboy and Inigo at the same time, because it is that awesome.

What made the Princess Bride so amazing? Let me count the ways...

More film reviews should be about how many hot, shirtless guys there are. If I'm going to spend $12+ for a ticket, I don't want to waste my time on 6s.

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN JASON MOMOA? That one has seriously volcanic, hot lava sex appeal.

That's IT: I'm calling People and requesting a DO-OVER, on behalf of everyone here.

Truly one of the most beautiful mugs in all of cinematic history.

Haha, I know Nathan would never get it, especially since he's put on a few pounds since the Firefly days, but I seriously love that guy. He and NPH are my two favorite comedic actors.

I'll be in my bunk...

Oh god, my too. I blush and giggle when he does the "in my pants" thing, because apparently I haven't progressed past 8th grade.