LOL! No.

First you must tie the hot air balloons to your bootstraps.  Next step profit!

Oh hey, it takes a mighty fine kind of moron to not see that Chump has completely cooked up his own narcissistic reality.

This will never rival the shenanigan’s of the Kostitsyn brothers.  What an odyssey that was.

Now I totally get engaging with your patrons, but that comes with the major caveat that you can still responsibly do your job, and that simply (for a host of reasons) is troublesome in the bar atmosphere.

Certified fresh.

“I love you, alive girl.  I’m IN love with you, dead girl.  Will you be my ATM?”

Well Chump certainly has made it similar. He’s adept at running businesses into the ground. Much like he’s done with the government in the last three weeks.

This is a scumbag that has managed to sink casino’s.  How anyone believes a trust fund baby who had their whole life bought for them is a good businessman is beyond me.

I’m sure she (Minton) also gets all aflutter when called a nazi.

Oh, I’m absolutely sure he could.

I wonder if they would still be super hero movies if they were filmed from the perspective of emergency response teams.

Who is ‘this’ precisely?

Well, he is.

She’s great. What a shame many Americans don’t bother to read the Constitution beyond the 2nd Amendment. Chump swore to uphold and defend the Constitution but has completely violated this oath at every turn (Yes, newsflash, asylum seekers are protected by the Constitution, an amendment made because of our failure to…

Yeah, it’s the immigrants bringing the drugs in.

Wow, hahahaha, I would hope someone has the Yakety Sax on standby for that one.

You could have ended the lede at “Moron”.

Aww, no Maurice Lamarche.

I said exactly what I meant.