HIT PIECE!! WHY DO YOU HATE ELON?

This is a great idea that I am not educated enough on to know how to make it work, but you’re missing the real Torch way to carry it out. BRING BACK THE CONTINENTAL KIT!!!

So today, the commentators phoned it in. Huh, how about that?

When I see ‘call for price” I assume they want to milk you for every last cent they can get for the car, and they REALLY want your contact information so they can put a salesman on you to pester you every day with calls. Um, no thanks.

You say subwoofer and I immediately picture this car going around playing Ludacris rapping “Move Bitch, get out the way!” everywhere he goes.

He’s not getting rid of it, he’s just shifting it like 30 yards to the right.

My AA sponsor would like a word with you.

C’mon.

Yeah, the 94-98 Mustangs, called the SN-95 by the fordophiles, was really a quick reprieve for the Mustang because Ford thought they were going to sell the public on the Probe as the new pony car. Look at the Mach III concept as the inspiration for the SN-95

Man! a pool? My park had the pool filled in and a sprinkler mounted in the center.

It’s awesome but look at how tall those front fenders are! You’d have to raise your head to the ceiling like the car is filling up with water and you want that last bubble of oxygen just to see over those fenders when you’re turning!

I don’t like him, he’s a troublemaker.

Oh the two hour profanity laced tirade I could go on detailing my wrenching problems. I’ve spent days trying to get the clip back on the door lock rod inside the door of my 99 Trans Am. The clip I had knocked off when I locked the keys in the car and then used a slimjim to try to open it. I always get stuck on the…

Out in the country areas, the flyover states, people still leave the keys in the ignition at their houses. They figure no one is walking up and taking their truck on the farm.

Ah, yes, what we in the scientific community like to call “the Fonzi effect”

This is obviously a model of the very first Port-o-potty, as evidenced by the “exhaust port” in the seat. I bet this is where the term “throne” was first applied to a toilet.

Imagine walking in a McDonald’s three weeks later and there is tubs of said packets sitting on the counter for free.

Dammit, I wanted Joe to get that green sweater for Haley. And when he apologized, I wanted her to hug him SO much!

Um, just for the sticklers, this Olds appears to be a 78-80 model, because in 77 they were bigger cars and after they shrank for 78 they went to the full molded-in bumpers in 1981. So it’s definitely not an 87.

“Bitch, it’s a minivan! Minivans like the antithesis of sporty. But what the hell do I know.”