Ugh, those headlights . . . . I don’t have that thing about things that look like they have a bunch of eyes, but I might be catching it, I get queasy now when I see them.

We’re living in the golden age of car sounds. Yeah, the past is filled with the grunts of hairy-chested inline and V shaped beasts, but today we have high-revvers and flat-plane cranks to dance to.

That pic of him holding the turbo pieces reminds me of Vince the Slap Chop guy!

meh i cant even muster the strength to punctuate this post this car is so meh its the vanilla wafers of cars i bet mays thought it works so well for camrys well make the ford camry yes drink a glass of warm milk settle down watching murder she wrote and forget the five hundred like you forgot the names of your…

I heard about these when I was little. My uncle was in the military and visited Pandolvia. At one time Pandolvia was the largest producer of wire coat hangers in the world and his battalion patrolled through there. He said he got to drive one of these and it was fun! “It burnt rubber!” he said. Then he clarified that…

I totally agree. I explain this exact thing to people occasionally. The majority of German people didn’t support the ruling party, but the party was so strong, they couldn’t resist either. I also cited the wrong war, used in the movie, in my post, but it just seemed to me, an odd choice for the character in this…

Oh yeah, that’s right.

I’m sorry, but after the whole WWII thing in Wonder Woman, I think she’d probably not drive a car from a German manufacturer. Just sayin.

This is not a Demon, it’s “just” a Hellcat.

But, how does this story end?

It’s hard to match sweaters to Ray Bans. And he’s always looking for a partner to go shopping with.

I plan on driving around blasting “Didn’t We Almost Have It All,” by Whitney Houston (number 1 song on this date in 1987) while celebrating NY Yankee Don Mattingly hitting a record 6th grand slam of 1987 and planning on binge watching thirtysomething all weekend.

Seriously, Ford should call this truck Onslaught. Don’t back away from it!!

Pro Tip: A little talc on the hands will enhance your grip on the outside of the train.

If someone ran up to me and screamed, “Quick, tell me something about a car!” I would assume it was you and Jalopnik deadlines are no joking matter.

Don’t let Jezebel see that very man-centric driving position. I’d hate to see them boycott . . . ooo, ah, person-cott, er . . . not buy the game.

The Eclipse and the Evo are coming back?!?! Aww Hell, it’s about to get all “Saved By The Bell” up in here!!! Bayside Rules!!

Yeah, that gauge was to measure the car’s Pontiacness, and as you know, there wasn’t even a needle to register any.

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That Mustang looks like he has a joke that he’s not telling.