You could smoke all you want in a DeLorean. While you waited for the tow truck.

Oh, the black. It calls to me. And the wheels. Ungh, it’s like a classy tuxedo. Black so deep.

FIBERFIXIT The answer to fix it is clear, er, gray.

He was probably cursing the roadrunner the whole time. It looks like he dropped his sign that said “OW!!”

No car crashes = no air bags

That’s nice. I got it because it gets much better mpg compared to the 17 mpg I was getting in my previous vehicle and just like ent_whisperer said “Used ones are cheap. They’re comfortable, quiet, and the back is a hatch which allows for a lot of storage. Almost maintenance free too. I’ve had mine for two years and…

Mmm, did you know the Volt has a gas tank and 1.4l inline 4 cylinder gas engine that charges the battery when the range of electric charge runs out. I bought one back in May, and sadly haven’t charged it using the cord yet. I have taken it on multiple road trips and still enjoy averaging 37 mpg.

I’m imagining him mumbling and looking at the floor while kicking rocks, after having you respond to him directly.

Wow, that grille is evolving into a KIA design. I don’t like it right now, but I might, one day.

Noooo!! It’s the ID4, and it’s gonna suck, they couldn’t get Will Smith back, but EVERYONE ELSE is there, and the story is not believable, and the effects aren’t better, and, and, Judd Hirsch.

Jalopnik would like to present: Real men of genius. We salute you Focus-to-truck convertor. Where others said, “Nay.” You said “Hey, hold my beer!” When the wife said, “That Focus is cute.” You heard, “That Focus c’d be a Ute!” So for this marvel of ingenuity, we would like to present you with a lifetime supply of…

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CM vs. Danica Patrick in a bikini stretch-off.

*Producer* C’mon, look at that squint, you can practically see Clint in this movie.

Am I the only one not seeing a picture associated with the headline? It seems that way because everyone else is referencing a pic and even ‘shopping it. I guess, the better question is, do I want to see it? Probably not. Ok, disregard this post. I’ll just go read about the KIA that we aren’t getting in America.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Light it up, bitches, I’s gots my flame suit on!!!

Leaf springs?!?! <FCA slaps you with a glove>

I was working as a lot attendant at a Ford dealership in the spring of ‘95, and got to drive alot of these brand new. I remember my first instance, I was told to take the sales manager’s demo,( it was black on black, manual, but loaded) to go get doughnuts for a sales meeting. I got away from the lot and stopped at a…

That’s a thought, but if you are towing a generator, why not have towable battery packs available at gas stations? Torch’s idea of a pack that weighs about 250 and gets you 100 miles that is on the car could translate to a trailer pack that could double that, have a trailer that weighs 500 and gets you 200 miles…