Sergio sucks. That is all.

After first glance read as MotoChimp, which I immediately pictured some Japanese Anime Monkey, I had the same questions about the car on a bicycle.

This is some passive aggressive crap I’d expect from China. Ordinarily in America we would have paved right over top of that car. 

Wouldn’t asymmetry of design cause a problem if it were large enough when you have to consider aerodynamics? I would think we stick to symmetry for the balance when these profiles have to be considered in airflow.

John Turturro as Enzo, Shia Lebouf as Ferrucio, directed by Michael Bay!! Call it Furioso and Faster!!

This all looks great but, how long until the next major earthquake in California? No way to tell? Oh, ok then, by all means keep boring giant cavities in the ground over there.

You’re right.

I’m not familiar with the Detroit skyline, did they just leave the building out or did they use a perspective that just didn’t include it? One answer is much more shady than they other.

Sorry, not sorry, I need a cylinder for every inch of my checkbook. I can’t be driven around in a meager 8 cyl. car. What would Buffy and Chad say at Mar-a-Lago this weekend if I arrived in a <gulp> small engined Maybach. I’d be laughed out of my loafers.

Don’t be hatin’. Not all sports cars go racing, not all luxury cars are limos, and not all trucks have to haul dirt or go off road. It’s like hating your speedometer because it says 120 mph but you’ll never get it there.

Maybe they thought they were on the Ali-Nippon Airlines?

You’re not supposed to talk about “Mile High Fight Club”

Wait, I got nostalgic and looked it up, Kup was the lame Transformer I was remembering. Really lame, supposed to be a truck, no tailgate on the back. At least he was a vehicle, how could a microscope be considered an Autobot, really. Perceptor . . . ugh.

NOoOOOO!!! NOT MY FAVORITE CAR NAMED AFTER A LAME TRANSFORMER!!! At least they still make Trailblazers, right? Guys?

I’m not complaining because I’m a fan of both, but can anyone imagine how much coverage Elon Musk driving a Demon would generate on Jalopnik? The clicks would be heard ‘round the world!!

I’m afraid Torch may be a finite resource. I wake up in sweats from my midday nap fearing we have reached peak Torch. I hope it never happens.

Next year he’ll have to start with a coffee can full of Jeep rust and build from there.

Miss an exit? No problem thanks to Michigan DOT!

First, AN bags on the Demon, then Jalopnik jumps on the bandwagon, and now this. The police of fun, not to be confused with the