There is a scarred, tattooed exotic dancer with a heart of gold out there looking for someone just like you, David Tracy.

We need more risk-taking explorers. Let the adventurers test stuff out. I have no doubt that thousands would line up to risk their lives to further space travel. We could probably make a reality tv show out of it.

I want this, to daily drive.

Ill-advised capers automatically made me think of something I’d hear on Iron Chef. I’ve been watching too much Food Network this winter.

I feel like it actually makes MORE sense to have a convertible SUV than cars, I mean, what’s the purpose of a ‘vert? Open top, enjoy the outdoors, see nature?

What does high miles mean in this day and age anyway? I mean, if the mechanicals are functioning as they should and are maintained, and the cosmetic things look good, and you don’t have apparent age issues, like worn hinges or dry rotting window/door seals, is there any reason to not consider it? Sure, repairs are…

You should go through West Virginia and see the

I SO can’t wait until that graphic is no longer on the front page.

I got five comments down and didn’t see Miata. I had to double-take what website I was on.

“So, for Dodge’s clam to be true,”

I’d opt for the Hellcat. Come to think of it, I should be scouting Craigslist for a Dodge Magnum needing an engine.

Meanwhile, the car world is freaking out because the largest stash of patina in the world has been located, and a mining company will be in contact with you shortly to discuss details of how they can tap it.

I agree, but you mispelled ‘Muricans.

Breakfast cereals, home appliances, maybe Wal-Mart linen collection. Get the Dom Torreto satin sheets. “He lives life a quarter fold at a time . . . “

Brent WILL get angry and rip a long burnout leaving the junior high football game because Brayden’s coach isn’t giving him enough playing time. “HOW CAN HE SHOW HE CAN PLAY IF HE ISN’T ON THE FIELD!?!?!?!”

Now, if the choice was an in-law or the car, I could see the funny, but this . . . . no.

The only question then is: who’s going to buy it?

And now you know how the Camry dent gets there.

The Aerowagen looks perfect for putting the engine in the back.