Yeah, cathedral ceiling in the garage . . . sooo nouveau riche.

I’m an expert because I really liked the movies Philadelphia and My Cousin Vinny. You need a Cadillac XLR.

1ST GEAR: CuStOm CoRoLla

Paul Ryan was right, he should have been reading this instead of wasting his fucking time at a press conference.

RIP Chevy Spark EV, we didn’t know ye.

And this picture of someone having committed suicide after driving one has not deterred him from this venture. I suggest counseling. http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ 1-800-273-8255

I have to admit that the black headlight frames make all the difference in the appearance of these cars.

He wasn’t really my best friend, but he could be counted on for a ride, when needed.

I loved those trucks, too. My best friend had one in high school and he took the letters of the back so it just said “SS”.

Now in my 22nd year of being a parts guy, I can see this working great for people and their projects, but badly for regular folks and their repairs. People nonchalantly blow off details like engine size, trim level, mid-year changes and etc. when asking for parts from us, so I can see them really not liking this if…

Mmmm, intriguing.

They could do SO many other things and not sully the memory of the Eclipse any further. Mitsubishi Exotrek. There.   There’s one for free, Mitsubishi.

Send word on high, the solution to NASCAR’s problems lie in three changes. Shorter races, shorter tracks and cheaper cars. It’s why short track races on smaller tracks around the country are much more exciting. No one wants to watch long term strategy taking place.

HOLY CRAP, is he that short or does he have a giant car?

What will CarMax give you for it?

Don’t forget spilling soup.

That is . . . AWESOME!!!!

In the beginning of cars, there were none of these “doors” of which you speak.

HEADLINE should have been:

Shelby Cobra?