I know, but I like to embellish how much of a moron he was, since he’s clearly been overly glorified.

No, a statue does not have that value. Bored of this argument.

Fuck off chickenshit, I was done with you last time.

Still don’t really care.

Yeah, let’s preserve the history of the guy who meant to sail East, but instead sailed West and lucked his ass onto some land.

Wow, wholly shit.

Wholly shit. I just got the best idea (and fuck I’m nowhere near Phoenix), protesters should go as the Village People, take up the entire crowd.

Hmm, probably not. We’re not a quarter of the century in yet, and there’s still probably an impeachment and hopefully some handcuffs as well for certain somebody.

This wouldn’t shock me in the least if it were real (and demanded by Trump himself) since, you know, he’s -actually- guilty of every fucking thing he accuses his “opponents” of being guilty of.

Hahaha, that and table space worries me.

“One of the reasons I supported him is because he doesn’t say what’s politically correct.”

Whoa, Stanpipe dabbed past the tavern.

Seymour Assfault.

Not too different from a certain inauguration.

Well played.

C’mon, we all knew the kleptocrats had the deepest convictions in this administration.

Coward in Chief can’t take the heat, got a giant ego of faberge fragility.

Still better than his flippy dippy lightsaber acrobatics.

Agreed. I was always way more about the space battles than the lightsabers. Huge fan of the X-Wing series of games (gotta check out the FFG table top stuff for sure), owned all the Technical Manuals. Ah good times.

Yoda’s actually in his custom Eta 2.