It’s been here. For a long fucking time.

Qualify that HoboCode. I bet you can’t.

Ben Carson-osa?

Oh, I totally understood you were being absurdist (as I was being absurdist when I mentioned a Daesh march; we know precisely how that would go down).

I actually don’t, and here’s why.

Nice non point, Evanrude. Oh would you look at that, the ACLU has completely dropped any future intention of doing so.

It most certainly is white privilege, it’s the white privilege to be a raging bigot (which they may deny, but they ARE bigots).

I was ready for it when I didn’t know of its impending existence.

I truly thought this was common knowledge insofar as being an integral part of chicken (breast) preparation for cooking.

I think chicken shit would be vastly more appropriate.

Fucking nice protip! I was unaware of this.

He was out of the grays by the time I saw him. I was shocked to think he had been followed.

Dam that level to hell.

“Let’s make shit up so we don’t seem as bad.”

I’d much rather the Greek approach to used dishware. Opa motherfucker!

Up Trump’s ass. Or down his throat. There’s really not too fucking much of a difference, though I imagine what comes out his ass is less distasteful. So yeah. Down his fucking throat.

We knew what side of the battle he was on during the campaign trail (if we don’t want to go further back).

Biggest mess of his presidency? That’s fucking generous. The whole fucking thing is far worse than a mess.

First, a less than friendly reminder to Ivanka Trump that this is what “complicit” is.

Juuuuuuuuust in case anyone had a smidge of doubt regarding Sessions bigotry, don’t (I don’t recall seeing an article covering this here), here’s some excerpts from Sessions ADF speech (there’s a link to the full speech within but this is a solid break down).