Don't read that as: "Buy the best available - for $15k"

Broken complicated Citroens, it would be Crack Pipe even if you were getting 15 of them.

Good to see someone has already forgotten about recalapolypse.

Drug dealers, illegals, strippers, wait staff, and tax evaders to name a few.

A Wisconsin Badger YOLO machine. hahaha

No.

TRANSIT CONNECT!

Great suggestion! Jalopnik should make a self-aware QOTD "Show us the posts on which we were totally proven wrong."

Don't know, but I hear your mom really wants it.

probably an 07-09 camry

You're a dumb list.

gravity

Rented one of these this summer in CO. Was thinking "this could be a really great car if it didn't suck so much" the entire time.

Wow, you should be known as Toyota's #1 fan.

No, just no. Anyone who puts these lights on a car is not to be trusted.

Don't care. What is the Porsche in the background!?!??!

Ford Lightning. No 4WD, no stick, and lowered so that it can barely go over a speed bump.

It looks so silly...

A truck who's owner manual specifically says not to use the bed for cargo and the tailgate is only for your ass? Also no towing... I choose you syclone.

Dating site? They should set the site up more like that "Tinder" app, where pics show up and you make snap decisions on whether you like them, and if one is available locally, the dealer calls you up.