What's the scariest horror film staring a car?

I want an S-Class with Magic Ride ControlTronicMatic Plus so I can roll through these doing a solid 85mph.

This started right around the time the VW Routan was introduced. Maybe the Chrysler vans are actually VWs and not the other way around.

I actually really like this one.

I have had many cars here in Michigan that have had zero flood damage and had rust on bare metal parts under the dash.

Seriously, who cares about these stats, especially towing? If you are a truck owner that pushes the maximum towing capacity of your vehicle on any kind of regular basis, you're going to drive that truck into the ground in a couple of years, regardless of make or towing capacity. It is one big dick measuring contest.…

There are undiscovered tribes in the Amazon that know what a Mustang is.

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Yo dawg I heard you like lights...

You can't use average car sale price. That is a skewed metric. Just because the average new car is selling for $32k doesn't mean there aren't tons of new cars starting less than $20k. Also, when the lowest a new car could sell for is $0 and the highest has no bounds, of course the average car price is going to be…

50K? Crack pipe.

I'll take a CTS Vsport. The rest will go towards "nursing school" (cocaine).

Also, serious answer, I would probably sink it into a nice CNC mill, lathe, drill press, and tubing bender setup, along with some sweet fucking crate motors. Why buy someone else's car when you can build your own?

Strippers. Duh.

Sorry, but The new Beetle deserves more than one pigeon hole. The other is for being one of the biggest pieces of crap on wheels.

DO you guys build a RWD sedan/coupe? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

You know what would make this thread awesome? Pictures.

I thought bringing back the grey comments was going to allow picture posting again? What gives? Now we have annoying gray comments (95% of which deserve approval), and STILL no pictures. Worst of both worlds.

You can get a Lexus, for $600, or go down to Spearmint Rino and get Alexis for $600, and Alexis won't leave huge stains on your garage floor when she leaves.

you shouldn't be. Read any of the reviews and they have been overwhelmingly positive.

Pics of your 944 pls