Pennsylvania makes the best novelty treats in the north east in my opinion. Tasty Cakes, A-Treat, Peanut Chew, Hershey’s, Snyder’s, Keystone crunch.

Thank you for the Allentown shoutout!

Considering he is harassing her online and using his vast wealth to prolong divorce proceedings I would reconsider the use of the both the words farce and tragedy and go with abusive.

They’re not valid security concerns because it’s not like countries joining NATO don’t want to join NATO and get closer to the West instead of expressing fealty to Putin.

Countries join NATO because they’re worried about Russian domination/invasion (given that they were victims of Russian imperialism for much of the 20th century) the last decade has basically validated their concerns

Well, to be fair, when your agenda is basically “don’t do anything” or “block anything from being done,” it’s a lot easier to achieve.

We might lose a bunch of elections though! Better to roll back abortion rights and THEN lose anyway!

Both parties aren’t the same!

Congratulations, you have written the stupidest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. Quite the accomplishment. 

Could they BE any cuter?!?!  Mazel tov to these lovely kids!

It broke, so people stopped using it.

The comments section in this place really died out...

Ugh, ladies, you SAID to test the rape kits so we DID. Now you’re mad at us for doing what you wanted! Women! Can’t live with ‘em. Pass the beernuts.

Oh fuck this shit. Great way to improve their stats by making survivors less likely to report their rapes.

Whenever anyone says patriarchy isn’t real all I do is mention all of the rape kits that go untested. Now, I can add that San Fransisco is using rape kits to convict VICTIMS of unrelated felonies. Let that sink into the brain flap of anyone that denies America has a Rape Culture. Or a Rape Culture problem.

I am not ashamed to admit that I did laugh when it was revealed who Seth’s bride was. Just the way he sold the happiness of it all got to me.

How are we not discussing our lord and savior of The Takeout, the Mayor of Flavortown????

Also, that piano part was I Ain’t Mad At Cha.