A Honda Fit turned out to be a good investment with zero depreciation? Who knew?

I read this comment, and then I heard Aubrey’s amazing laugh in my head. 

What a grating statement.

All Cops Are Bastards Especially Big Vegan Ones?

“You take someone on heroin, put them in one room, and someone hooked on cheese, put ’em in another room, and you take it away, I challenge you to tell me the person who’s hooked on heroin and who’s hooked on cheese.”

“Food is addictive,” said Adams. “You take someone on heroin, put them in one room, and someone hooked on cheese, put ’em in another room, and you take it away, I challenge you to tell me the person who’s hooked on heroin and who’s hooked on cheese.”

I love this bit of drama because it just makes sense.

“Oh my god, you clearly only posted photos you looked good in.”

Given the current shit show that is men, I wouldn’t trust a single one of them to take their birth control.

I’ve always topped my noodles with the spaghetti sauce. Nothing wrong with that!

I don’t know about “wrong,” but when cooking pasta I use way less water than called for (as little as 3 cups per pound for cacio e pepe) and I never salt it. Salting pasta water only gives you salty-tasting pasta (comments about appreciably altering the boiling point are bunk) and using less water makes for starchier…

FLATS FLATS FLATS FLATS CAPITAL LETTERS FLATS FLATS!!!!

Flats are the best. The meat is the tastiest and there is little to no gristle, unlike the drums which can have a lot of cartilage etc.

“Such a shame about Hyde dying in that meth lab explosion.”

I was about to comment on how bad “That 80's Show” was, but since this is a sequel to the original instead of a spinoff, it might not be so bad. And just the prospect of hearing Red call someone a dumbass again has got me excited.

What a smart and beautiful young woman, how terribly sad.