I think he said he never “paid” Cohen or kept him on retainer, too. If that’s the case:

I fell into the “your friend shared all your data” category and really freaking wish they said who, even if mentally judging them is all the satisfaction I’d get out of this mess.

Jezebel used to have a t-shirt with all of their monikers in the shape of his silhouette, but it doesn’t look like it’s for sale anymore :(

Nope, he actually, literally, 100% did that. Then patted himself on the back for being brave enough to use the word “rape.”

My husband and I don’t understand the power Flea Market Flip has on us. When we had cable, we’d watch it if it was on. We cut the cord, and now still find ourselves watching it on Hulu. It’s so clearly completely fake, the atrocities those people commit to beautiful antiques are horrifying, and yet we still watch.

SO HAPPY they’re going to be able to end it the way they want (even if I will be devastated once it ends). This show has been such a light in the darkness this year, even when it was tackling some truly painful material.

Ohhhh goat. I vote goat.

This is the only correct response.

Dude protects his Wharton transcripts almost as much as he protects his tax returns.

“We have two of my daughters here today

The main/original UH location is smack in the middle of the Case Western Reserve University campus, which is how I believe it originally got the name. There used to be a formal partnership between UH and CWRU, but I think that got dissolved a few years ago.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Their name is hugfart, love. They actually chose that.

I haven’t noticed that? Though some pairs can get flip-flop-level slippery in the rain (not all though, which is weird).

I <3 Crocs, seriously. Their flats are actually cute, work-friendly, and comfortable af. And they go on sale constantly. I’m pretty much an 11.5W (which I never would have found out without Torrid), and I can fit into most of their size 11s unless they say they run small.

I love this kind of stuff - thanks so much for covering it, Kelly! I love that it’s becoming (slowly) more recognized that body diversity isn’t new.

My eyes rolled so hard at this I pulled a muscle.

• Chef’s Table: Pastry

“All I do is watch TV, and I believe everything they spoon feed me on Fox, so that must be true for all other people too.”

With the Monty Python credits-esque firings last week (“the aide of the Secretary of State who was sacked has just told us that he has now also been sacked”), is it too much to hope that Marlon Bundo takes on a different role from the Holy Grail? Something with nasty, big, pointy teeth?