Bullshit. They’ll push Wenger back and forth around the alley in a non-threatening manner and then lose control of him before they ever get a chance to shoot.

How do you go from building custom motorcycles, to being a coach on the Yankees? This guy has done it all!!

I believe folks call this “good Kinja".

Me and my girlfriend are currently obsessed with the $4 long island iced teas from TGI Friday’s. We are drunken, drunken trash

Wow. It must be tough being an Arsenal fan and having to deal with all that disappointment.

- Fans of around 88 other professional football clubs in England.

In the grand scheme of things, Leicester are still relative minnows in the Premier League. No wonder Arsenal lost to Swansea, they’re wales.

Molester, without the mo.

Back in the 80s there was this joke product called a “solar flashlight”. The joke was that you didn’t need the light during the day, and it didn’t work at night.

Mourinho going to this United would be like the moment in video games where you’ve just beaten the final boss and you're full of joy, but then it transforms into something even more hideous.

Not a motorcycle. Motorcycle themed sculpture.

Games are two hours long, commentators are much better and don’t act like the game is a religion, no commercials.

Plus there’s the fact that if Ronaldo sucicides himself in the chest 20 years from now it won’t be so science can study his CTE ravaged brain. It will be because that face deserves an open casket.

THE DARTH INVADER WITH A BEAUT, REMINDING US THAT HE IS STILL HERE, DESPITE EPISODE VII BEING A HIT. WITH LIGHT SABER FOCUS AND A SMIRK RESERVED FOR WHINING TEENAGERS, CRISTIANO SLICES UP ROMA’S CHANCES, LEAVING NOTHING BY THE REMNANTS OF A FRESH ROMA TOMATO!

“EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT — THERE ARE GRAVITATIONAL WAVES AND WE’VE JUST SEEN THEM FROM THE FOOT OF NUMBER SEVEN! RIPPLING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME AND LIFTING THE POOR KEEPER RIGHT OFF HIS FEET BEFORE TEARING INTO THE BACK OF THE NET.”

- Ray Hudson, quietly, to no one in particular

I have a friend who was a cop and he always said that Reno 911 was to him the most realistic TV show about police work.

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

“why the Gunners were always likely to eventually run down for the league title”

watch trading places. Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy have a much better take on OJ.

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

Knee buckling, really? Stopping a soft lob with your heel while the only defender (No. 20) nearby seems almost asleep and chipping the ball into the net? Wow, spectacular!