Harambe thought he would be safer surrounding himself with kids. How did that turn out?

Stance gives the world the runs.

MMA tends to attract White people

If there’s just one Deadspin article you don’t read the Facebook comments to today, make it this one.

“Should I study and get smarter, or should I go hit people in the face?”

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

I’ve always said, “Goals change games."

Uwe Boll’s success record is longer than Trump’s.

With Edward D. Wood Jr. doing set design.

“...for this Buñuel film of a campaign”

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

Yeah, no shit. There are a number of ways these shows can be successful - by having guys on who have good chemistry, like Wilbon and Kornheiser, or by having a few smart panelists and a reasonably smart moderator like Around the Horn. Or, to the extent “success” can be defined as getting lots of attention, you can…

This is photoshopped.

Are you sure the Warriors fans at the A’s game weren’t just encouraging Meredith Vieira to cut to the head of the line to the ladies room?

Close, I’m expecting a move to Argentina like the rest of the German spies who tried to destroy America from the inside out.

As opposed to potential Olympic athletes, who are dropping because of flies.

don’t have a BB gun in Walmart in an open carry state

Shoot him? Are you crazy? I can’t shoot him; he’s clearly not poor, and he might even be white!

Charleston is by far the most pretentious city I have ever set foot in. The only city where people will make sure you know that their family has owned property since the 17th or 18th centuries and you can see it in their eyes that they miss slavery.

And yet quite ordinary for anything else designed after 1975.