Truly a reference that panders to horse racing’s key demographic: Dizzy Dean fans

Not the first fuckup involving bad owners and MSG.

Well, the fact that cars are getting safer, while motorcycles aren’t...there’s definitely a point to be made there.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

I was under the impression that Kamara was a chameleon. It should really be no surprise that he come and go.... he come and go....

Not entirely surprised, since Candid Kamara always seemed to have unintended consequences.

NP this car pisses off all the right people.

That roof rack/style bar combo makes it look like the truck is wearing a huge mullet.

“Hi Jalopnik, it’s just me Torch... Weird-illy car-dooly”

It has been an astonishing comeback by Sunderland. I am in the top 5% optimistic people in the World but even I had resigned myself to Sunderland playing in relative anonymity in the Championship next year, and subsequently missing out on next season’s 100 million euro EPL extra payment bonanza.

If you’re going to pirate sports, don’t lie to yourself about it. The reason you are pirating is not “all the blackout rules and other garbage.” It’s because you are either broke or cheap. And that’s fine. Embrace it. But don’t give some shit about sticking it to the man because the Browns-Rams game is blacked out in…

Any reason to give it to Billy, I guess. Even if it’s wrong.

The best case scenario is if ManU does get 4th place, upping Van Gaal’s buyout fee, but loses in the qualifying round to a tiny club.

Yes. That is in fact the biggest hurdle Manchester United face as far as playing Champions League football next season. Billy didn’t mention it because well, it’s a Billy article.

We cannot, absolutely CANNOT go out the way we did against Swansea on Saturday. The final game EVER at the Boleyn Ground. Slav has to have his team up for it, the supporters will be louder than ever and everyone has to show up.

Please don’t start Antonio at right back again, Slav. Please.

Farewell Boleyn and COME ON YOU…

This.

Anyone who funds a museum devoted to themselves in their hometown, featuring a bronze statue with an overstuffed crotch, is basally nothing more than a piece of shit.

I am very much not following what you’re putting down, here. What are you talking about?

The trophy doesn’t feel real because it isn’t. Billy gave the real one to Citeh in September.

You can’t play the “fat guy walking” theme without a sousaphone.