I said hot take, not sensible take.

Their fans must be crushed

Luckily Hope Solo drew up the paperwork. All of the boxes are very large and already blacked in.

This joke sucks.

If you text and drive, Fuck you.

I would call eating 429 wings a bunker buster of its own kind.

Wing Bowl is always such a missed opportunity. You could simultaneously increase the regional IQ and drop the regional obesity rate by about 30 points each with a properly placed bunker buster.

A Ligue Of Their Own Un

I don't think the bike qualifies for the dapper ride or whatever it is. #sadhipsters

Stop exaggerating this guy’s physical prowess, Greg. He’s a good athlete, don’t get me wrong, but he’s no Fraser Forster.

Forster hasn’t let in a goal in the four games since he came back from injury, during which time the Saints have picked up ten points, including three at Old Trafford. It looked for a while like Ronald Koeman might have lost whatever he had last season, but the truth is that Stekelenburg is a back-up for a reason.…

Nice to see Leicester avoiding a thai for once.

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.

Playing in Ecuador? He just keeps going and going. There’s no quito in him. That guayaquil himself before he retires.

When asked about a bigger prostitute of the game, Franck Ribery responded, “I don’t know about big, but she did look 18.”

“I don’t get it, so it’s stupid” is a strangely unnuanced opinion from you. For someone open-minded enough to find the joy in driving whatever unsprung tractor Harley is pedaling this year it seems odd.

Why all the snark and put-downs?

The guy set a crazy endurance record, and you seem hell-bent on taking him to task about everything.

But street cred, bro!?

Wellington Silva would’ve never made it at Sam Allardyce’s Bolton.

That was me as a kid. And I turned out just fine. And if any of you disagrees, I’ll strangle you with your own intestines.