If they’re jaywalking, and you have no alternative, run them the fuck over.

So, Petite Wo Man’s?

That’s the most ridiculous, impractical, silliest thing I’ve ever seen.

That is SO not London. Nice try, Shelby St in Detroit.

I just want another Bad Boys movie.

I also Googled his image, and, well...

It’s quite......PUN-ishing

MFW opening Jalopnik after wife says to get a hobby

I prefer a nice functional sportboat from Toyota thanks

Ugly is cool, ugly is in, ugly is different.

#AllArticlesMatter

Sigh... ew.

“Have you learned your lesson?”

All the pieces!!

Green Bugatti? Bad taste

I stand by my statement

In all fairness, the fonts ARE eerily similar in appearance.

“I have a Chevy Bolt” is not as good a pick up line as “I have a deposit on a Tesla.”

Here is an awesome and crazy idea, over the course of the movie slowly make his character into more and more of a cartoon character until it is revealed that he has been replaced by an alien as the original Paul has been taken to a space amusement  park run by a cartoon character played by Danny DeVito.

You could by a Skoda in Canada in the 80's.