I didn’t even notice the shirt at first. I thought Green was mocking LeBron by just having a natural hairline.

he does not like Houston as a city.

Yep. Any other brand, I’d agree, but this is a Lexus. If this thing passes a prepurchase inspection from a good Lexus dealer, I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

But it’s a Toyota hybrid. They’ve been doing them for 20 years and they are actually very reliable

“Paid for by the committee to elect this fuckin guy or Steve O”

How dare you omit the most important fact about this man?

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

What the fuck is this circus dimension, and how do I get out of it immediately.

I’m not a libertarian, but I’m willing to reconsider for pizza

Jesus fucking Christ, you guys are never going to learn.

Is your wife single? This may be a little presumptuous but would she be willing to pick me up for our first date?

My wife drives one of these. I am under no illusions that it is worth 30 grand. But since she wants to drive a manual SUV, we will probably never sell it so who cares? It is an awesome ride for a Jalop woman who needs to cart around two kids and a huge dog, and refuses to drive an automatic.

Bullshit.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

Freshman fifteen plus there are multiple cameras on him.

Bless your heart.

It’s important to note he wasn’t prosecuted because of his despicable views and actions. He was prosecuted because he openly and obviously broke federal election laws. He admitted to it. He wasn’t unfairly sentenced, either.

Jets fans are probably more right wing than Yankee fans.