In what way exactly does this video not suck?

This.

So...many...steps....

teeheehee.

Right now my entire emotional faculties are engaged in amazement at the fact that you are an actual flesh-and-blood human being and not some joke-spewing app.

Russell Westbrook is quite possibly the worst PG in the game (emphasis on PG).

Nicely done.

You are well within your right to suspect stupidity. After all, everybody knows only Deadspin commenters are capable of sarcasm.

That sounds off-putting.

Was going to sleep. Not worth it now.

Just thought I'd let you know that the DS article that precedes this one contains (as of this post) a sentence that reads "Two free throws and three later Wichita closed the lead to 67-65...".

Being able to walk away from a sporting accident used to be the end of the matter right there for me, but that changed since the Caleb Moore incident.

You win. You can now retire a victor.

Bit of a reach on this one.

hmm...

Dammit why is this so funny?

"He's...done better."

Oof.

The safest option is to go to a place that is never full. Not only are you then not losing them customers, but you're also advertising for them by being there.

I know *exactly* what you're talking about. There's just something about his game that's just...off. It's just a little clumsy. His passes often strike me as contrived and forced, as if passing just for passing's sake. Critics say he reads the court well, but I don't buy it. I really think his success is 90% about his…