Disney is missing a huge opportunity by not doing at least a movie sequel (if not a whole ‘nother season) to Gravity Falls on D+.

Biden could literally be a bunch of the gnomes from Gravity Falls all standing on one another’s shoulders inside a conservative blue suit and speaking through the real Joe Biden’s magically animated severed head, and I would still vote for them over Trump.

That was an uncomfortable combination of a media literacy seminar and a short story by David Wong.

Chris Wallace will stick to strictly safe, softball climate change questions. That’s a given.

That was my first reaction. The privacy implications aren’t comfortable, but the “eww, germs” factor makes this a hard pass for me.

I feel like the odds of this whole thing breaking down into a near-civil war-like shitshow are about equal to the odds of Biden unexpectedly winning by such an indisputable landslide that Trump throws up his hands in disgust and walks away well before Inauguration Day. Neither oneis impossible...but neither one is…

I’m guessing most of that difference is storage reserved for caching ridiculously large textures and keeping multiple Quick Resume saves.

The improvement from XB1 mid-cycle games to launch XSX games is going to be incremental (at best), but it should be cool to see what developers can do with that much processing power once they’ve had a couple years to tinker around with it.

Because appliance manufacturers would rather see you pay $150 for a bleeding-edge gadget that costs $8 to produce (and that will probably break down or become functionally obsolete in a couple years and force you to buy another) than see you pay $15 for a gadget with 1970s technology that costs $2 to produce, makes…

I don’t know. At least it’s not cholera or dysentery?

He’s a rich old white guy with a business that lends itself well to tax shenanigans, an army of accountants and lawyers and no sense of civic or ethical obligations.

That job sounds like the start of a bad horror movie.  I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.

Truly a useful idiot, for so many puppeteers.

At best, flavored seltzer tastes like fruity soda that has the water-to-syrup ratio horribly off.

Gig work is the new indentured servitude. I’d sooner try to survive on a couple part time minimum wage fast food jobs than try to make a living working for Shipt, Instacart, Uber or Lyft.

That is some seriously terrifying shit.  I wish I could say it’s alarmist, but it’s only alarmist until it actually happens...and everyone is left standing around asking why they didn’t see it coming.

How long until they make a model for corporate use that has a built-in taser?

Cyborg Yoda is deeply disturbing.

I’m sure it’s high-quality, bleeding edge tech...but it makes a pretty strong case for getting the Series X over the Series S on the issue of storage alone.