He was better at laying low when he was actually the VP than he is now. 

Moments like this make me want to grab Uncle Joe by the lapels and shake him vigorously while shouting, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!?”

The Venn diagram of antivaxxers and people who get their health/science information from Pinterest and stay-at-home mom blogs is almost a perfect circle.

If the answer was, “because we can monetize the views into ad revenue...duh!” I wouldn’t have liked it or agreed with it, but I could respect its brutal honesty. But this?  This is just weak corporate doublespeak. 

That’s a horrible idea. Ok...maybe if you’re talking about metro Miami-Dade, NOLA or Atlanta, I’ll bite. They’re not bad. Uncomfortably sweaty for much of the year and burdened by asinine laws out of their respective state capitals, but otherwise ok.

It might already be happening and we won’t even realize it until the Vogon constructor fleet shows up. 

Well...whether you want to chalk it up to aliens or mystical will o’ wisps or some future version of humanity traveling back in time to study us - something seems to be out there, that the government has made quite the investment in both understanding and keeping out of the public eye. And that makes it worth finding…

The reality is that the aliens are probably treating us the way we treat primitive hunter-gatherer tribes in the Amazon, knowing full well that we wouldn’t understand them and would just panic if they showed up and said “hi.”

Same. It makes me kinda sad, because a proper, not-low-budget/cheesy D&D movie or series could actually be pretty decent, especially if they used a decent module or series of novels as the basis. 

Biden’s only redeeming quality is that he’s too close to being a Republican (albeit a relatively moderate one from the late 1980’s and not quite their current monstrous iteration) for Trump to coherently insult.

Give me a big enough document and I can “selectively declassify” it in a way that makes it say pretty much anything you want.

Well, technically...the Iranian people put the Ayatollahs in power. Mainly because the US spent most of the Cold War supporting the Shah (who was a pretty awful military dictator by most accounts) and they eventually got sick of him and threw out the US-backed regime. 

I get mopey and introspective after a couple of drinks, and am usually asleep by the time I’m done with a third drink.

Ah, the old “You lib’ruls can’t take a joke!  It was all meant as satire!  So triggered!” excuse, instead of just admitting that you appointed a man who’s grossly unqualified for the job to run a major federal agency. 

That’s very optimistic...but you may be underestimating the amount of willful ignorance and outright stupidity throughout much of this country. I have no doubt that the Republican brand will be too tarnished to hold power for at least a generation (if ever again) in most of the west coast, and from the mid-Atlantic…

Counterpoint: by 2045, the machines will become smart enough to realize they’re completely sick of our shit, turn on us and it’ll be a Terminator-style apocalypse.

The single-player side of Crackdown 3 was fun for about an hour or two, and I lost interest. Can’t imagine the multiplayer being much more engaging. 

Sure, we could ship it off to the desert SW. But that doesn’t make the waste any less radioactive. It just makes it some Latinx and/or Native American people’s problem.

It looks like they could be very well manufacturing another Gulf of Tonkin Incident as we speak to do just that.

Or it’ll be an entire state of horrible Wrong Turn/The Hills Have Eyes cannibal mutants. With guns. Lots of guns.