It’s also possible Dwayne Johnson, John Cleese and Frank Oz are still decent guys...but who knows anything for certain anymore in this bizarro world we’ve found ourselves in?

It’s amazing how you can get nostalgic for a plate of week-old liver & onions when your current menu is mostly made of broken glass, Lysol and ghost peppers.

Woohoo!  National day of mourning holiday on the 5th!

Dibs on using it for a Trump-themed dispensary. 

The fact that she went against Franken wasn’t the issue, so much as how she went about it. Calling for a thorough investigation and hearings, and coming to a more formal resolution would have been the way to go. Going straight for the jugular and demanding his resignation without any structure to the process just fed…

This makes about as much sense as someone who has to keep strict orthodox kosher being pissed that their in-laws keep taking them to barbecue restaurants.

La Croix is what you’d get if someone managed to bottle the flavor of regret and missed opportunities.

The Instant Pot is really handy for turning a frozen-solid chuck roast or boneless turkey breast into an edible dinner in 45 minutes at pressure (with an extra 10-15 minutes build up and depressurization time). Beyond that...it’s usually more trouble than it’s worth for most of the “magical” uses I’ve tried with it. 

Possibly. It was a complete train wreck, and needs to be ridiculed at every opportunity.

I see this ending about as well as Venom with no Spider-Man.

I know I stopped paying attention to it when we stayed on blinking neon orange for like three years straight toward the end of the Bush administration.

In a fight between a senile old coot who’s so centrist that he’s practically a Reagan-era Republican and goddamn Voldemort, Tim Tebow could well be a lesser evil at this point. Zero policy chops and awkwardly religious beliefs, but at least he doesn’t seem like a train wreck of a human being.

I, for one, am looking forward to two years of complete legislative gridlock. Because accomplishing nothing is far preferable to sending the country in completely the wrong direction.

Fresh cranberry sauce is ok, I guess. It’s fancy, and can have some interesting flavors. But it isn’t really Thanksgiving to me.

Had he not supported Trump in 2016, he could have been a consideration. But as an “I’ll fucking burn it all down because Hillary was mean to Bernie” kind of Bernie Bro...he'll never make it past the primaries, and with good reason.

No, it’s not just you. The majority of CrossFit devotees I’ve met have the zeal of someone who’s recently traded in booze for Jesus AND IS SOOOO EXCITED TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT!! (regardless of how little you may actually want to hear about it, even if you tell them that right up front)

I hate to tell you this, but that’s not a mask... that’s actually his face. Not sure if Scooby and the kids are quite up to dealing with a real undead monster, at least not without Batman and/or The Harlem Globetrotters to help.

Only in a very personal sense. The whole “bootstraps” argument has no real relevance to the political and macroeconomic world.

How can they even hope to gaslight us about something that happened on live TV, with coverage from multiple camera angles, in a room full of people?  Seriously?  I get that there are a lot of stupid people in this country, but this is straight up 1984-like “reject the evidence of your eyes and ears” shit.