The claim that the migrants are bringing leprosy to the US just makes me wonder what kind of idiots this message is actually targeted at. I mean, leprosy is already here. It’s carried by armadillos in the southeast. But the thing is... it’s not particularly virulent, and it’s pretty easily treated before it becomes…

My wine on a budget tip: Lindeman’s. Here in FL, it’s usually $6 a 750 ml bottle, and you can get it at just about all the big grocery chains. While I do prefer their cabernet and their shiraz - mostly because I like red wine better than white - their chardonnay isn’t offensive (which, for $6 a bottle, is about all…

Every time I ask if there’s a point in hearing the other side out, I see shit like that. And it affirms the wisdom of staying in my echo chamber, lest I be tempted to beat some cretin severely with the nearest sharp, heavy object when they say something that fucking idiotic.

I’d much rather my middle & high school aged kids put some thought/effort into fun costumes, trick or treat around the neighborhood with their friends on Halloween, and then come back to the house with them to watch cheesy old monster movies while eating enough candy to put someone into a diabetic coma than have them…

I get that The Doctor is all about finding humane, non-violent solutions...but isn’t the large number of giant spiders still roaming around the hotel, and all of Sheffield, still a major threat - especially since the toxic soup that produced the giant spiders is still brewing under the hotel?

For the sake of the arresting officers’ careers, it probably would have had some bad optics. But had they waited a few more minutes to call for EMS, and he had bled out from his wounds sustained in the fight...I wouldn’t be particularly sad.

With a last name of “Sayoc,” I would have guessed Filipino.

Well, his best work really was on Parks and Rec.

How did the actor who has the range to go from Darkman to Oskar Schindler to Rob Roy to Qui-Gon Jinn end up getting typecast as the angry dude exacting revenge on the people who harmed his family?  That seems like such a weird spot to park your career. 

I’ll take “bankrupt very shortly after his 15 minutes of fame are up” for $300, Alex.

Goddamn Illinois Nazis.

It pains me that this is even an issue, but I will say again: shouting at someone in a restaurant does not even begin to approach the level of MAILING THEM A FUCKING BOMB!! If we were talking about chasing them around a restaurant with a machete? Ok, maybe you’d have a point. But putting mail bombs on the same level as…

Floridians are evidently totally good with a electing a guy who perpetrated Medicare fraud on a massive corporate scale, and are even considering that fraudster for Senate. But accepting Hamilton tickets that might have been part of an FBI sting of someone the candidate knew? That’s crossing the line now.

For those times when you reeeaally need to get your drink on in a hurry, and you left your hip flask of vodka at home.

That was my first thought. Demand silence at all times, be inflexible with arbitrary rules and look at them with a sense of disgust and frustration when they ask you simple questions.

Stabbing Mitch McConnell repeatedly with the fork he was eating with would have been crossing a line. Shouting at him on sight and reminding him that his actions have very real consequences to people who aren’t Mitch McConnell is a perfectly reasonable response to living in America these past few years.

Only if you're Batman.

1) Entirely plausible.

I’m pretty sure an 8th grade civics class could do it more effectively.

Won't it be hard to type without all your fingers, though?