Fuck it, just have Key and Peele run.  At least it'd be legitimately entertaining if they won.

The crazy part is that a 7/7+ still has plenty of processing power to handle anything most people will throw at it. It might not edit video as fast as an XS, or play AR games as smoothly...but for 95% of the things normal people do on a daily basis, it’s still very competitive with most current mid-range Android…

A) Rabbits are in the same class of pets as tortoises and tarantulas. Hardly “man’s best friend.”

Yes, they do.

I’ll go for option C, being offended by both the consumption of dogs AND Rocky Mountain oysters. Seriously, that’s one step away from having day-old roadkill possum.

Umm...because we keep dogs as pets, and are offended by the idea of people eating them? We’re not talking about wearing funny hats on Thursdays or having a language that uses uncomfortably long strings of consonant-only sounds. We’re talking about people eating a creature we’ve deemed to be the human race’s sidekick.

As much as I would like to think that things can always be as simple as, “the enemy of my enemy is my friend,” sometimes life is a fucking 8-man battle royale where your only goal is to be the last one standing.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Brett Kavanaugh could walk into the hearing, steal Susan Collins’ purse, strangle a kitten with it and proceed to insult the heritage of anyone and everyone in attendance and he would still get confirmed on a party line vote.

Thankfully, the nuclear football now only holds an “easy button” from Staples, and STRATCOM has the real nuclear launch codes stashed in an emptied out tub of protein powder in the White House gym - the last placed he’d even go, much less look for them.

I applaud Democratic senators Leahy, Booker Hirono and Feinstein for finally trying to do something. It’s almost like they realized that sitting there looking surly and complaining about the lack of civility in politics wasn’t moving the needle for them.

You’re not wrong, but as one of the commenters above had mentioned - they don’t have to fully overturn RvW to get most of what they want. All they have to do is side with “states rights” regarding the absurdly restrictive conditions that some states try to impose on abortion and they can make it almost completely…

Roosevelt tried that and wasn't successful.  Doesn't mean that it couldn't be attempted again, but it's a pretty ballsy "fuck it, let's burn this shit down" move.

Plus, the grammar's too neat and the words are too fancy for Rick Perry.  I get the sense that he probably writes like someone struggling to pass a remedial English literature course in community college.

Plus, he’s the one guy that couldn’t get fired if discovered. Sure, the feud with Trump would get hella nasty at that point...but that might be just what he wants. Be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. Take power by eacting the 25th amendment when Trump orders him arrested for the op-ed (since he's elected and can…

So, you’ve ruled out Ben Carson, and possibly Elaine Chao. Well, that shortened the list. A little.

Bush-era government legal debates and opinions? There could be all kinds of crazy shit in there about the legality of invading sovereign countries in the absence of aggression, use of torture, extraordinary rendition, using foreign intelligence agencies of US allies with poor human rights records to disappear enemy…

Hey, those “Guy Who Wanted To Be A Judge So Kept All Of His Shit On The Up And Up” sometimes have shady business deals and illegitimate children with the hired help, too.

New Balance is “made in America” in the same way that McDonald’s offers “healthy choices” because they have salads on the menu. About 4 or 5 of their high-end models (out of the dozens they sell) are actually made in their couple of remaining factories in New England. Like 90% of their shoes and all of their other…

Jade Empire 2 or GTFO.

I’m not opposed to them starting a new IP (as much as I’d like a new Dragon Age, Mass Effect or KOTOR game), but it still sucks that they went for a online co-op game this time around.