I always thought the strip clubs of the automotive world were white Corvettes with red leather interiors...

As a huge MH fan on the 3DS, I’m psyched by this game. But I’m also a huge Mass Effect fan who got burned by buying Andromeda on launch day and effectively getting roped into being a beta tester for a game I shelled out $50 for.

Not exactly. I think his point is that you shouldn’t judge all white people by the preferences of the ones who live in Alabama. That’s a pretty narrow subset of white people, who are generally disliked by even other white people.

While I find political violence abhorrent, I would breathe a sigh of relief if Roy Moore had a debilitating stroke.  Bonus points if he then found himself completely dependent on in-home care by a transgender black nurse.

Now I feel a lot better about buying those opening night advance tickets when they went on sale a couple months ago.

So, you mean there’s finally something worth watching on Twitch? Because in my day, the only time you sat around watching someone else play video games was when you were waiting for your turn with the controller.

At an earlier point in history, this jackwagon would have been eaten by a lion or accidentally given himself the plague for doing stupid shit like this.

Desert Storm notwithstanding, Iraq was a preemptive strike. W & Co. ostensibly wanted to stop him from developing WMD (whether he actually had any is a debatable issue). We were pretty clearly the aggressors there.

It’s an excellent compliment to their strategy of managing gun violence by putting more and bigger guns into the hands of more people with even less oversight.

I have yet to hear a sane, reasonable explanation of how or why this is in anyone’s best interests, much less the United States’. It’s basically just trolling the Muslim world, and specifically the Palestinians, because...you, know...Tuesday.

Don’t think for a second that Trump & Co. wouldn’t just cede that plot of land to Mexico and build around it on the US side. Hell, he’d probably cede the land to Russia just to spite both Mexico and...well, us.

I get where Facebook is coming from here, and I hope for the sake of their underage user base that they’re successful.

Bread and circus, man. Bread and circus. That’s about all that’s holding this shitshow together anymore.

They finally realized it was kind of a ridiculous weapon without a giant robot to mount it on.

If you’re making a Venom movie with no connection to Spider-Man, you have to retcon the whole damn character. Put him in the military. Or not. Or make his suit lavender and give him a cape and a funny Swedish accent. He’s not actually the Venom anyone recognizes anymore, anyway.

Honestly, I can’t wait for Amazon to get into the healthcare business. Lack of transparency and accountability are a big portion of what’s driving the out of control pricing in healthcare, and really take the teeth out the idea of competition helping consumers. For its many faults, Amazon has no stake in the status…

Hit up the Smithsonians or catch a show at the Lincoln Center. Either will help you feel better.

At least Nixon accomplished some productive things in his time in office. He may have been an awful human being and an underhanded politician, but he approved the creation of the EPA, restored diplomatic relations with China and got us out of Vietnam.

This would be ironic and absurdist, if there weren’t actually a disturbing number of people who genuinely believe it.

As much as I love Sam Eagle, that distinction clearly goes to Gonzo.