That pee doesn’t just scent itself, you know.

A used mattress from a Trump hotel.

Is is it just me or are we all wondering if Melania has a huge black eye and/or other obvious signs of spousal abuse? I’m sorry if that upsets anyone, but that is where my mind has been with this.

That was my first thought too, although I’m not worried about her. Sulking in a corner alone is what she does best so it hardly counts as punishment if they have her in a hole somewhere. Plus, I really don’t get the sense that Agent Orange has the upper hand here. He’s way too deferential. More like she’s meeting with…

Do we ... do we think he might have finally killed and eaten her?

Totally apolitical question: why the fuck does Melania’s eyeliner always look like it was done by a chain-smoking 14-year-old in a trailer park?

Mom, Dad ...I am Melania now.

I won’t believe it’s her until I see her holding up a newspaper with today’s date.

She is literally broaching Shelly Miscavige territory and I’m actually scared for her.

Somewhere in China, someone is making a clone literally called Fork Knife.

Not enough stars in the sky for this gif!

New desktop wallpaper

Oh my, I do believe you get all the stars for the week. Maybe even the whole goddam year.

“Thanks, Mommy!”

Maybe she just meant, like, compared to his brother?

A face only a mother could love

Absolutely nothing will make these toxic, caustic jackasses go away until this scenario plays out...

“Maybe Vanessa might have a little problem because she has five kids . . . who is going to date and marry the woman who has five children? Especially since she is young [40] and she might want to have more.”

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”

I am not saying there aren't women who abuse substances. I am saying in this particular instance, the husband is obviously a nut case (survivalist freak show, and who knows what else), and yet, the wife is being blamed for Troy's later issues.
In my observations, and experience, in the majority of women's being…