Guess this is our daily “ Joe Biden sucks because....” piece.

Yang! Oh, wait. He has zero experience but it’s okay because he’s man, right? 

Counterpoint: Marianne isn’t complaining about being left out of the debate. 

Toss up: who’s worse? Marianne or Tulsi?

I have an idea. How about all the prayer warriors get together and stand Hands Across America style, directly in the path of the hurricane and take their chances.

Trump: I’ve got this cockamamie idea that we should nuke hurricanes.

I’m stunned that she is still in this race.  After all the crap the Republicans get for their thoughts and prayers response to all the mass shootings, she should know better.

Barron is SLOW. Too easy to confuse innocence with just plain fucking dumb.

Imagine how stupid you have to be for Melania to pwn  you

I’m more concerned with people who have no business legally buying firearms attempting to do so. A more full amendment not specifically targeting undocumented people would have been preferable but I’ll take what I can get. If that amendment deters 100 people a year from buying firearms, then it’s done its job. If an…

Yup, better the strongest gun control bill in years fail over reporting people who probably aren’t allowed to buy guns being reported when trying to do so.

Fuck you and you picture. My EBT-card having ass is happy for them to offer Trump “jack” and “shit” in exchange for allowing the god damn country to run. He’s, literally, holding the country ransom for his delusional pipe-dream. On principle, I will happily tell my representatives to not negotiate with that jackass,…

I will clear you a path.

I will drive him to the pharmacist of his choice.

By all means, then, Mr. VP.

Pence looks like he just wants to snap a cyanide capsule.

they have the president’s sons’ cellphone numbers on speed dial.

There was the time, earlier this year, at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar in Midtown Manhattan, when Mr. White spotted Chelsea Clinton across the dining room.

Offended that she failed to acknowledge him, Mr. White said, he whipped out his phone and dialed Donald Trump Jr. “He said, ‘Do you want me to come over? I’m at the…

Peet’s Major Dickasons is all I stock in my house in bulk. It is a perfect daily driver. 

And if you’re going to roast and grind, you gotta’ upgrade the coffee maker . . . or go completely manual and get a hot water pot and pour-over set up. It’s a slippery slope.