In Space, Mother can’t read your impure thoughts.

Can we just send him to space and keep him on the space station?

I hope the Israelis make Trump go out the ass of the plane. He was livid that Obama used the rear exit when he visited China and talked about how it was proof that Obama was weak and disrespected. Guess what, Donald?

We’ll get a flood of Tweets after he links to the Boingo hotspot at Heathrow.

Probably deliberate to be honest.

I hope the door to the plane opens, and blood just pours out like the elevator in the Shining.

I had a very lovely lunch at Taco Bell today with my very conservative law partner. He listens to conservative talk radio all day and keeps up on current events with Fox News. They just parrot the talking points that paint the current administration in as favorable a light as they can. He did mention that he feels…

And once again, my father, who, as I have said before on other posts, predicted Trump’s nomination, win, and Russian connections (“there are too many Russians in this campaign”), was right - he also predicted that Trump would blab top secret information to either reporters or foreign countries. He’s been right about…

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

That’s not how any of this works....

It is being disputed since it hit the news cycle, but the FDA has been ordered to switch its televisions from CNN to Fox.

I understand the desire to leave (believe me). But I refuse to give these bastards the country. No, they can’t have it. I will stay and I will fight them and (yes) I will laugh at them.

I feel you. I hate feeling like an alarmist but this is looking like one of those times in history that people don’t realize how deep they are in until they can’t get out.

Watching The Handmaid’s Tale is not helping. But that’s how it works: Some things happen that don’t yet directly affect you, and you just go on living your life. Then all of a sudden, the shit is up close and personal and your stuck. That is terrifying.

I am seriously starting to think about preparing to leave the country. It would be very, very difficult, and not what I want to do at this stage in my life, but I think it’s not a bad idea to at least have a plan. Things may get very bad very quickly, and we may not be allowed to leave once the shit hits the fan. I…

A straight conservative man, no less. It’s like waving a red flag in front of an especially stupid bull.

Tony Moran just knows the easiest way to destroy a straight man’s ego is to talk about his penis size. It’s cheap but effective.

You know that he would try to take your armrest if you are in the middle seat.

He always looks like a tourist in White House photos. That’s because he doesn’t belong there.

You don’t think he actually did that, do you? He probably didn’t even remember it’s her birthday until the staffer that made that told him.