This guy is such a douche canoe.

Always fascinating to see people celebrate a war that they lost. Maybe we should have “Remember the Alamo” day, as well, as well as “Vietnam Memoriam” Day and “Neverending Middle Eastern Clusterfuck” month.

How can you have a presidential library when the president can’t even read?

does it comfort you to know that when it isn’t vandalized there are 1000 tourists taking photos of themselves flipping it off?

Im sure taxpayers would be really happy to know that...

You always cool, Shygurl;)

Why rubber? I can scoop the litter box in my house and send you real deal cat shit.

Ha! Buffy reference = star. :o)

I’m not exactly sure where Trump’s star is located on the WoF, but considering it’s in Hollywood, there’s probably already enough urine on it to satisfy even Trump himself.

My favorite was when someone put up a tiny wall surrounding the star.

Don’t fret. When I was there last week, I saw a couple of younger guys walk up and dramatically spit, curse, and stomp on the star. I have a feeling this is a very regular occurrence.

For the briefest moment I read it as “rubber dongs” and got excited that you were going to glue dildos to his star. Fake dog poop is nice and all, but sometimes a nice big fake dick is the better choice.

To be fair, I think sometimes nobody wants to wake up whatever hobo fell asleep on it...

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

If the Democrats were smart, they would run an add against this guy with the line, “Greg Gianforte thinks the retirement age should be more than 600 years old. Also, he thinks people live for 600 years. Come on, guys.”

Glad to hear that this jackwagon has already tasted failure once. May his cup continue to overfloweth with humiliation and defeat....as a biblical lesson, or something....for six hundred years.

I hope he accidentally steps so that both legs end up in prairie dog holes and nobody is around to help him, so he’s stuck forever.

The thing that makes this particular hunting trip so horribly apt is that prairie dogs literally created America. During the early days of mammals in North America, after the glacial retreat, prairie dogs were attracted to the hard-pack that formed the area which is now the Midwest and the prairie, the breadbasket of…