The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

The darkest timeline is one in which we have a leader who makes us say, “Eh, Trump wasn’t that bad,”.

Exactly. At least W was a joyous buffoon. At least you could laugh at him without the laughter sticking in your throat.

Big difference was Bush never came across as a huge jerk in any capacity.

I was thinking the same thing!! Trump is such shit, I’m looking at Bush thinking.. he was a charming and fun guy.

Guys, Trump has done the impossible and made me nostalgic for Bush. I would gratefully trade him into the office of President in a heartbeat. That is how bad things are. And it pisses me off that Trump is making Bush, who was an AWFUL president, be whitewashed with positive sentiment. But here we are.

Jesus, I cannot believe we live in a time when I now look at George Bush with a certain kind of fondness. It’s not that he’s redeemed himself in anyway...at least not in my eyes...it’s that he seems rather quaint compared to the COMPLETE MADMAN we have in the White House now.

This is a non-apology.

That jiggling psycho is only apologizing because now infowars is being investigated in the russia thing. He’s not genuinely sorry. Btw Alex, when are you gonna get around to apologizing for making sandy hook survivors and family members lives a living hell?

Under the orange, you can see redness and broken capillaries. My guess is that without the makeup, he and Bannon are skin-twins.

Skin cancer?

fingers crossed!

I was wondering about that, too. I’m guessing it’s an old skin cancer removal scar. Many golf players of an earlier generation will have them. Maybe that’s what the orange make-up is for....

Cancer!

It looks like a mole to me.

I know, right? First thing my eyes went to. Whatever it is, with any luck it’ll succeed in consuming the rest of his face.

While the House was busy doing that 45 was out playing the big boy in the sandbox pretending to drive a big rig and grinning like a 2 year old excited by the loud noise it makes when he uses the horn.

Oh dear god what is that Pus Demon thing on the florid, cratered expanse that is his face?!

This is suddenly seeming like the only real possibility.

It may be upside down, but it looks rightside up to Spicer when he stares down his nose at it.