Then, lol, I would ask her if she would want to split a lyft and get a real drink!

But what if she was also trolling you, a presumed Trump supporter, and she makes it out the back door first?

I don’t know. They might be less assholian if they got laid every once in a while, preferably with consent from their partner. What we don’t want is these guys reproducing.

Why,she read a book to children at a hospital! She just said how important it is for kids to get fresh air and how being out in nature is healing for children! That would carry a little more weight if 1) she realized that many kids don’t have access to nature and advocated for remedying that, 2) her useless hump of a…

Shouldn’t she do SOMETHING before she starts taking about the power of her role? Like...anything?

This. I have ZERO sympathy for this woman. I’m sure she married him thinking he wouldn’t be long for this world - the man hasn’t eaten a goddamn vegetable since the Reagan administration - and now she’s the wife of the President but won’t leave her hideous golden penthouse.

I’d be willing to bet that TrumpSingles is almost singularly MRA’s and inexplicably confident mediocre white guys. So expect a LOT of lectures about Scotch, Bourbon, Cigars, and how no one (but them) reads anymore.

My husband used to work at RadioShack and a disgruntled customer once told him “you have no idea how powerful I am on the internet.”

TrumpSingles.com has 37,500 active users,

I’ll chip in for the burner phone.

Seriously. It’s held toward her and she never once shows them. When she’s done she hands it off to a girl. Or rather, she poses with the book, then hands it off.

It’s actually a terrible book to read to sick kids. It’s a book you give to people transitioning in life (graduating, etc.) because it speaks of all the wonderful choices you have and where you’ll go. Those THREE sick kids (including one too young to understand you) don’t have much choice in their lives due to their…

Can’t watch the vid—does she really read a Dr. Seuss book to children and NOT SHARE THE FUCKING PICTURES?! Because if true, she should recuse herself immediately from any future child-reading photo-ops.

Wow, has Melania really never seen how most people read a book to a crowd? I mean, at least show them the pictures at some point.

FYI: YesYesThisAgain is, while not a troll in the strict sense of the word, an MRA who mostly hangs around Jezebel to argue (at great length) about how hard life is for men. I fell into the trap last week, and it’s really not worth engaging him.

I could probably hold out through one if I were sober when the date started. Remember, these aren’t just regular Trump supporters. These are Trump supporters so extreme that they have to seek out a shitty, niche dating site instead of signing up for Eharmony and looking for people who seem like they’re probably…

To be frank, I am curious how long I could keep a straight face while saying,”but Benghazi and Emails!”. Maybe 2 drinks.

Are you sure a TrumpSingles.com supporter is even up for buying top notch booze? I’m guessing there are lots of canned beer fans there, plus a smattering of MRA types who hold it as a point of pride that they never spend any money on dates.

I would love to troll this site. Go on a date buy top notch booze and dip out through the back, throw my burner phone in a dumpster and call it a night. I could easily do that once a week.