Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Incorrect. My 4.5-year-old is much smarter and more concerned with facts than this dingus. You’re looking at about a 2.5-year-old right here.

He doesn’t have the mental capacity of a 5 year old.

How the fuck could he graduate from Wharton with that kind of vocabulary?

“He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old”

Incoherent and his vocabulary is operating with around maximum 5,000 words. Big, beautiful, tremendous - his active word group, particularly for adjectives/adverbs can’t be more than 50-100 words.

It’s stress, too. For the first time in his life, he’s being held accountable for the crap he says and does.

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

CNN reported that they were staff members, not press.

Can we get IDs on the assholes laughing and clapping when this happened?

That’s so disrespectful. Do you really think he would not let Melania watch via Skype?

What’s your number two?

Oh piss off.

Urine the wrong place if you think we’re just going to ignore the sketchy nature of this report. My NUMBER ONE priority is seeking out the truth.

They are golden, after all.

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