That shit had me fucking raging. Especially since his ugly stupid overweight lazy untruthful uncultured criminal orange etc ass plays fucking golf all day and watches Faux News. Like bitch the damn nerve? Swear to god him and the Republikkkan party have my blood boiled. Oh I wish his ass would have a heart attack from…

“Now excuse my fat ass while I go do the white man equivalent and golf for the bazillionth time...”

“He just sat in here and watched basketball all day,”

One of these researchers, we shall call him Chadwick

I want to burn that shirt with him in it.

Now soliciting donations for trip wherein I travel to the location of this “exhibit” and document myself in the act of “deconstruction” with a baseball bat.

OH LOOK HIS GLASSES ARE DIFFERENT SHAPES HOW QUIRKY AND INTERESTING 

1. I like Toto (don’t @ me).

I basically stopped breathing at the tweet that said “deviled eggs and foot juice”.  So true, so so true. 

Right below the Big Smack.

Rumors that James was promoted to a management position handling all the restaurant’s beef cannot be confirmed.

And to the left of the McFlurry o’Fists.

after the woman generously decided to give her attacker a lifetime supply of Filet-o’-Fist sandwiches.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Did she say “funnier” or “more homophobic”? Because that’s the only comparison to be made between the two. Comedy-wise, they ain’t even on the same level, even if you put two Kevin Harts under the same trench coat.

I’ve lived in Hoover for almost 22 years of my life now, but none of this was unexpected to me. I went to Hoover at the peak of the Rush Propst football years (before they got busted for grade-fixing and the booster club buying houses for good players from other areas to live in to become Hoover residents, one of…

My girl Valerie June has been crushing it for years.  

Yup, this is my take. I think if Get Out ends with Chris in prison, it would’ve made the film a classic, but it would’ve been such a downer I don’t know if the movie reaches the same pop culture significance. I don’t think we’d be able to watch it. And in a weird way, the movie ending that way would’ve gotten it…

What is with dumb fools who “didn’t even finish your article” always coming into the comment section or whatever and demand that people explain shit to them. What is with this peak whiteness?