and DC’s native son Anwar Glover aka Big G from the Backyard Band....known as Slim Charles on the show

“Oh no, not James Franco too,” said No One Ever.

I think asking a bunch of 9 and 10-year-olds to unpack the rationale of 17th-19th century slaveowners and the governments that permitted the practice is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen today. Shit, good on the kid that the answer was “there is no good thing” but on bad things...chores? If you’re going to ask such…

That August, sitting on a beach in Connecticut with her parents, she made up her mind. “ ‘Guys, I think I’m going to start a blog,’ ” she told them. “ ‘It’s going to be about women and putting them and their narrative and their story at the forefront and giving them a voice and a platform and just really encouraging…

Is now the time for me to dig up those old emails I was forwarded where James Franco was very grossly hitting on a girl from my college after he visited for a student event?

The blackest thing about her is that stay grindin’ & hustlin’. She also stay on self promotion. She and Omorosa should do a tour “How to Navigate Opportunistic Blackness while Clueless.” They can go to all GOP rallies to warm up for Diamond and Silk.

Yea I’m totally convinced UCF would have been able to hang with these teams! Undefeated!

#SunglassesWhoWork

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging

It’s not gross. Well, in regards to Miller it is.

And Ivanka spent a lot of money to be white America’s version of beautiful.

The evil inside is so great it starts manifesting externally, physically. It’s why all those GOP whites look like ghouls and golems living off borrowed time.

I’ve mentioned this on Deadspin, but I drive through Chino Hills a lot since there’s a ton of shopping there and it’s right on my way home from work, and I’m terrified that I’m gonna end up getting into an accident with LaVar Ball. Even if he’s at fault, he’s gonna just jump out and start jabbering away at me and I’m…

I’m 34 and to this day if I’m not able to provide numerous gifts to the ones I love it makes me feel like dirt. An my fiance never had the same struggles so she doesn’t really get why it matters to me so much, she thinks it’s about the things but it’s really about feeling like everything is okay and safe. Bountiful…

I’ve followed the “no captives” rule: If she can’t react to my attempt at small talk by leaving (i.e., she’s waiting on you, or is otherwise in the performance of her profession, and can’t escape), then DON’T HIT ON HER. You can chat, but with no expectations of anything other than the sammich/drink/purchase/test…

Guys like him don’t die from heart attacks. At least not until they’re like a hundred years old.

But he wouldn’t get the same satisfaction of wanton excess and wasteful destruction by opening one of those. It’s the same reason he wants to run all the country, but only help a small percentage. We’re the Oreos he throws out.

Trump’s plane was stocked with “many packages” of Oreos because once one was open, he refused to eat from it again.