So, Wayne Tracker, Ron Mexico and Carlos Danger walk into a bar... and the bartender says “hi guys, what would you like to drink, and by the way, you’re not fooling anyone and when this becomes public knowledge you will look like huge assholes.”

Wait, is he pooping his pants? Cuz that is the pooping pants face if ever I saw it.

And any doctor who wishes to be able to prescribe Viagra has to have admitting privileges at the local hospital.

Make prostate exams and testicular ultrasounds a requirement for getting a viagra prescription.

Excuse you.

And how can I not repeat this(your) truth; so here ya go:
“Also I don’t think it’s President Obama that we have to watch. You know damn well President Obama is holding back Our Lady Michelle.”

wypiprez™

Hands up if you almost threw your phone when you got the news alert that White People’s Prez (TM) was accusing President Obama of wiretapping. *hands up*

I am a defense attorney and you are 100% correct. His attorney has an obligation to provide a full and professional defense. Anything else, like this social media garbage, is not required and reveals the person to be opportunistic garbage. My job is to defend my client against the legal charges in court. Not serve…

Wait...all that over a WHITE basketball player?

Rachel Luther Queen

RACHEL LUTHER QUEEN

Ben Wyatt wouldn’t have fucked this up.

Dude, one wypipo article a day could get the site enough rage-click revenue to last a week.

It’s writing like this that keeps me coming back to The Root. You guys are doing good work and this site has quickly become one of my go to’s.

It had to be done.

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.