+1 Rooney Rule

Rooney know better than anyone that he has to meet with Antonio Brown before signing a white reciever instead.

Buffalo is in no way distinguishable from Pittsburgh as a town, and in 2017 both teams got beat by the Jags, followed by a season where they didn’t make the playoffs. Steelers as a franchise aren’t the hot shit they think they are.

It’s funny you can’t even say “Cleveland called”.

“Buffalo called, and...”

“7-9"

Now that there are 3 rows of Francesanap(tm) gifs, i’m completely transfixed.

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

“there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in…

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

The problem with Harleys is the same problem with Corvettes.....

You spend all your life from your childhood wanting one until you can finally (barely) afford one only to realize that everyone else has one and you are once again indistinguishable from the masses.

So you spend $20k modding it only to realize that you…

But that’s where I keep all my stuff though!

How many Tucker Max books do you own?

I don’t understand how people can be friends with an ex. Not because you think they are now a terrible person or because seeing them reminds you how much you fucked things up. No, for me seeing a girl I once liked (and this includes the two girls I dated before my wife & every girl I had a crush on) just makes me…

If you’re friends with an ex, it only means you two aren’t 100% done fucking each other yet.

How was human? 

Ostrich.  It’s the tastiest steak I’ve ever had.  And yes, it’s a red meat, and not like Turkey meat (as I was expecting the first time I ordered it).

Of all the weird meats I’ve eaten, only Kangaroo really made a case for itself. Other than that, I think we’ve done a pretty good job of choosing which animals to eat.