In those first two quarters, Kerr’s boys allowed the Thunder to shoot 56.5 percent, while they only converted at a rate of 27.5 percent.

Jerrah’s on line 1.

Well that escalated, deescalated, escalated and deescalated quickly...

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

I was born in New Hampshire and lived there until I was 23. Cocaine should probably be legal because there isn't much else to do. 

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

::clears throat::
“This kind of dysfunction and turmoil, with no championship yet to show for it, clearly proves that the [HOUSTON ROCKETS] do not deserve to employ and/or contract [JAMES HARDEN] and/or [CHRIS PAUL] and should cut/trade them to [LARGE MARKET, COASTAL TEAM].”

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

“In time you’ll be very pleased,” Gettleman promised.

Jones has all the right attributes: Will, Height, Intelligence, Tenacity, Eye-hand coordination.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

You know, maybe I’m some kind of starry-eyed idealist, but I can’t help but think that in a system as orderly and long-standing as capitalism, there should be some kind of procedural mechanism in place to help them out here.

It’s weird that fans in all sports are expert GMs now too. They love to wow you with their knowledge of “cap space, dead money, franchise tag, rookie pay scale, max contracts, super max, no trade clause, 10 and 5 rights, Larry Bird rights, the luxury tax, etc.”

Kind of a long winded way to call the guy a dick.

AAF’s policy is smoke up and rock out, dude!