How high are you, exactly?

That hand is the scientific basis that was used to drill on the asteroid in Armageddeon. That's it, just holding a firework. That's how they dealt with that bullshit. The nukes gotta go right in the middle, otherwise we die.  Owen Wilson barely even had a role in that movie and now I miss Michael Clarke Dunkin, he was…

Great, thanks Lauren. You could have buried that travesty down under some pictures of exploded hands before I had to see that.

Struggle to see how it’s “neoliberalism” that’s the problem here and not just the fact nothing in the US is sacred... apart from the right to get shot while in school of course.

That’s why LeBron isn’t the GOAT.

Because MJ would have gutted Smith and feasted on his heart for all to see if it was his team.

You think this guy will embrace a teachable moment? You really think he doesn’t believe what he said? If he regrets saying what he said, he only regrets the result. The bully gets bullied. Fair game as far as I’m concerned. Karma’s a bitch.

If the NY Post is giving you a hard time about racially insensitive remarks then you truly are the bottom of the barrel.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

It’s just a chess piece in the never ending game that I like to play called “Who’s doing it correctly”

ah well, that’s ok. What is the argument about

You should get a divorce

Crossover, crossover, crossover pass.

You meant: What is a travel?
(Deadpin’s comment section eats itself)

Indefinitely suspended defensive lineman Aldon Smith

I absolutely think prostitution should be legal.

In my darkest most cynical moments I wonder if, for at least a few hardline antis, the fact legislation they support actually causes harm isn’t a bug, it’s a feature. After all, if being unable to work in the safest possible way with access to security and support means a consensual sex worker gets murdered or…

By the way, the Rays 2017 opening day payroll of $70M ranked 29th in MLB last year. Their highest opening day payroll ever was $77M in 2014.

“We small-market teams need revenue sharing to be competitive!”

I heard the $82MM figure yesterday and really, honestly thought it was $82MM total over 15 years. Which I know is low, but it’s the Rays. $82MM a year for the Tampa Bay Rays? Fox is either drunk, or everybody is way off base predicting the sports bubble’s inevitable bursting.

Seattle Mariners Baseball: At least we’re not intentionally bad.